UPDATED: Game Recap - 6/26/2010 VS Davis Cycle Sales & Team Fees Update

Quick update on team fees.  We had one dude back out this weekend, so we're down to 10 guys.  The amounts I collected were supposed to cover all of the team fees, ref fees, and charity for those involved.  I will re-calculate the fees.  The additional amount needed to make up for the lone defector, we will just split up in ref fees.  I'll break it down so that we are all happy.

$400/10 dudes = $40/person.  Ref fees are now $13/person ($130/10 dudes).  Charity amount is now $8.25. 

Seth and Dougy each owe $40 for league fees.  Doug paid $50 to the dek.  $10 of that will go toward his ref fees.  Doug owes $3.00 

Seth paid $50 to me.  We'll consider that as $40 for team fees, $10 toward ref fees.  Seth owes $3.00

Benny paid $60.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $11.75 for ref fees.  Benny owes $1.25.  Yeah I know dude, stupid.  Don't even worry about it, you have more than enough times made up for it paying ref fees and stuff.

Curt paid $55.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $6.75 for ref fees.  Curt owes $6.75.

Marky and Eric paid $50 and some change each.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.75 for charity, and roughly $3 toward ref fees each.  I'll have to work yours out later dudes, I can't remember if the check was for $111.51 or for $101.51.  Do you remember?

We still need payments by Nordo, Chad, and Fehl. 

So to you three, the new amount owed is ($40+8.75+13) = $61.75. 

Sorry fellas. 

Game Recap:

When you have not played a game in a little over a month there are two things you're hoping for:  cool weather and plenty of subs.  Although our glorious return to C league was without either of those, we prevailed and once again know what it feels like to be victors. 

During warm-ups we realized that the 4 other guys each of us were staring at who were wearing white were all that we had.  Zero subs on an over 90 degrees and over 90 % humidity day.  Normally this would cause some panites to bunch....BUT considering that our beloved Yanks were facing off against the starving and poor Ghanians those who missed were granted an excuse.

The other team, Davis Cycle Sales, had enough players to roll 4 full lines.  If they had even one decent player they could have made the game much closer than it was.  Sadly, in the alphabetic assembling of teams based on skill level, they belong in the E league.

We had zero subs in the first period and we were still controlling the play.  5 minutes felt like 15 minutes.  The dek is easily 10 degrees hotter than the normal air temperature.  Puddles of sweat were forming in the fingers of my gloves.  All of this and it's only June - wait until August.

Luckily for us Zirn showed up to watch a dek hockey game and decided to give us a hand.  Who does that anyway?  "Hey man, no sorry I can't go, I'm going to watch my cousins play hockey.  What's that?  No.  No it's not ice hockey - it's dek hockey.  Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah they're really good."  That's as far as I'll go because he saved lives that day giving us the extra sub.

Nothing exciting really happened.  Dougy had a shutout late into the third period before I screened him and grandpa Davis snuck one in.  Seth was all over the place.  Zirn came on like a hard on early but then soon realized he is 10 lbs. heavier than the last time he ran this much.  Curt and myself walked back on sides for most of the game.  Benny was lighting dudes (and a chick) up like usual.

Actually I was the one who lit the chick up.  She tried to throw her 80 lb body around, so I threw it down, hopped over her, and proceeded to score.

Curt got hurt a few times.  Once in the nuts, once in the shin.  He also grabbed a dude around the shoulders and got to spend a cool minute in the box.

Some fat dude (no, he was like really fat) hugged me at one point.  And then he sold a motorcycle.

Doug lost 4 pounds.  Then he inquired about purchasing a scooter. 

Seth came prepared to intimidate with a thug demeanor but quickley shed the skull cap when he realized there wasn't anyone to intimidate.  Then he bought spark plugs for his Yamaha. 

Curt finally looked like "Curt," and not "Kurt" like he did all of last session playing in B league.  Then he bought two-cycle oil for his mini-bike.

Benny covers a 20 foot diameter with his stick.  He also bought a FOX Racing Jacket to wear when he rides.

Zirn was the gamesaver and MVP.  Then he bought the DVD for Xgames 2002 signed by Jeremy McGrath.


This is what I remember for scoring:

Tim - 2 goals
Zirn - 2 goals?
Curt - 2 goal, 2 assists
Dougy - 2 assists
Seth - at least 1 assist
Benny - 1 assist?

 Help me out dudes. Does that look correct?  Once we know for sure I'll update the stats page, which is accessed by clicking on the link to the blog page below, and then clicking on "UNCOMFORTABLE STATS/RESULTS" under UNCOMFORTABLE LINKS.

Final score 6-1 UCHC. We're 1-0.

Game is at 8:00PM next week boys, hope to see everyone there.

REMINDER: GAME THIS SATURDAY, 6/26 @ 4:00PM - SEE YOU THERE DUDES

Summer Session 2010: UPDATED

UPDATE:  Rick called, our first game is this Saturday 6/26 at 4:00PM.  See you dudes there.  Bring your cash. 

Calendar updated on the site. 

Who's bringing the beer for our first win in 11 games?

Summer Session 2010/Spring Session Awards

Good Afternoon Dudes.  Our roster is complete for the Summer 2010 Session.  Here is how it looks:

Tim - "The Chief"

Curt - "Gunner"

Chad - "Crazy Legs"

Fehl - "The Shadow"

Trav - "Wheels"

Nord - "Skillz"

Marky - "The Answer"

Eric - "The Question"

Benny - "Secretariat"

Dougy - "The Prevention"

Seth - "The Rookie"

Goldie is not playing so those figures I gave you in the previous email regarding league fees no longer apply.  Instead, Seth and Dougy owe $36.36+$11.82= $48.18 and the rest of us owe $36.36+$11.82+$7.33=$55.51.

I will send an update as soon as we know for sure when we're playing.  Check out the Butler Dek Hockey Website (linked at the top of the actual blog page) and keep an eye on the schedule as well.

Awards for Spring Session...CANCELLED.  When you go 0-10 no one deserves an award, not even your mom.  Thank the good Lord we're back in "C" league this session. 

Benny does Doug have an email address?  Let me know.  Later dudes.