GAME RECAP: 8/31/2010 Vs. Team Zoltan

'SHOOTOUT'

On a night where 75% of the UCHC squad were getting their faces rocked by STP (as long as you were not on the lawn or stage right in the pavilion), the Brewster bros. pulled their resources bringing in a few worthy substitutions - unfortunately the end result was a shootout loss, their second loss of the season.

It would be a SIN not to make mention the job of the Brewster Bros. this session.  Without them we're easily sitting at 2-6 instead of 6-2.  Just when the team seemed DEAD AND BLOATED with NO WAY OUT, the Brewster Bros. were PLUSH in their efforts to pull a squad out of the WICKED GARDEN that is the Butler Twp. Dek, and they did so with a BIG BANG BABY.

Team Zoltan has a decent record so they knew from the onset that this was going to be a TUMBLE IN THE ROUGH.  Dougy was cool like a LOUNGE FLY, while Benny was acting UNGLUED.  They were as nervous as a CRACKERMAN with NO MEMORY.

"I'll RIDE THE CLICHE...," stated Benny, "and say we're going to PRESS PLAY, play hard, and go after them like SEVEN CAGED TIGERS who have just been let loose."  Dougy took a deep breathe.  "It smells like SEX & VIOLENCE here today gentlemen."  A horrid fellow from Team Zoltan responded "yeah, like last night when I WET MY BED."  "They're going DOWN." Benny quietly responded. 

It was a WONDERFUL game.  There are few DAYS OF THE WEEK that rival that of a Dek hockey showdown in front of a BIG EMPTY set of bleachers (except for maybe CHURCH ON TUESDAY or a NAKED SUNDAY).  UCHC played like ARMY ANTS controlling the play for most of the game.  "A win is going to be like a PIECE OF PIE," Benny thought to himself.   

That was until some CREEP from Team Zoltan called for his hot sister DAISY to stand behind their goalie to enjoy the action.  She acted like an ART SCHOOL GIRL but was definitely a SOUR GIRL.  Benny and Doug were able to keep it BETWEEN THE LINES, but the Dek Rat subs were overwhelmed by DUMB LOVE.

Daisy had CINNAMON hair and she left the UCHC subs in a HAZY DAZE.  Dek Rat # 1 whispered to Benny, "I'm going to finish this game as FAST AS I CAN to TAKE A LOAD OFF and get my FIRST KISS ON MARS with Daisy."

Benny responded, "it's just a LADY PICTURE SHOW you dumbass, this is not a SEX TYPE THING!!"  It was too late.  There were thoughts of VASOLINE running through the Dek Rat's mind, it was void of anything hockey related, a BIG EMPTY if you will.

"I GOT YOU!" Doug yelled to Benny as he could sense his frustration with the debacle that was about to unfold, but again it was too little too late.  Dek Rat was in a COMA of love for that HOLLYWOOD BITCH and the chances of victory were BLACK AGAIN.   

UCHC held on and the game went to a shootout.  Doug felt like a SILVERGUN SUPERMAN in net and was excited to get home to his PRETTY PENNY and receive his victory kiss.  Some dude MEATPLOWed him and they scored 1 goal on 5 shots, but it STILL REMAINS that the Dek Rats were stuck on Daisy like ADHESIVE love.  She was a TOO COOL QUEENIE.  Their bodies were in Butler but their minds may as well have been in ATLANTA.  UCHC prepared for their INTERSTATE LOVE SONG on the LONG WAY HOME, because they responded by scoring zero goals. 

3-2 UCHC loses in a shootout.

Next week's game is at 11:00am.  Curt and Nord you both have played 3 games this session. You will need to have played in at least 4 games by the start of the playoffs in order to participate so if you plan on playing in the post season do your best to make the game this week. 

Marky and Eric you can still play this week but you will not be permitted to play in the playoffs.  Sucks I know.

A couple of the guys who played last weekend are possibly going to play with us next session and Benny said that they are decent.  Also Goldie and Shoup said they are returning next session.  Is everyone else planning on playing?  Let me know soon so that I can contact Rick and get us registered.

Sadly, we never did take a photo for the Mario Mosaic.  Summer session is just too hectic.  We still contributed our goals to a worthy cause so take what you want from that.

I updated as much stats as I could and updated the results page.  Go to the link below to access those pages if you're interested.

Also, the Hattz League Golf Scramble is this coming Sunday for those of you who will be in town.  Be at Hiland at 9:45am Sunday morning.

See you dudes on Saturday and/or Sunday.

GAME RECAP: 8/21/201 Vs. Flamming (sic) Todds

No, our opponent's name in the title is not misspelled, at least according to the Butler Dek Hockey website.  The FLAMMING Todds, instead of the Flaming Todds i'm guessing, were unlucky enough to face a UCHC squad with 1 sub - a rarity, I know.

The regular squad was amazed when they realized that not only were we going to have a guy on the bench, but this guy will actually be one of our own.  Good things were bound to happen. 

The Flammers were similar to us, although a few years older and about 400 pounds heavier.  You could tell they were just a bunch of beer drinking buddies who wanted to play hockey so as to not add barley weight to their already hefty behinds.

Steve, the "other" ref was their best player, so Mark had to handle the officiating duties solo (which was badass - 1 penalty because the ball got stuck in Seth's glove and a lot more subjectivity when pertaining to icing calls, it was nice).

From the opening face-off we knew that to win this game all that we had to do was keep up the pressure and speed, and sneak a few in behind their keeper. 

A few minutes into the first period Tim and Benny are controlling the ball in the offensive zone.  Benny fires a nice shot that is saved by the goalie, leaving a nice fat rebound for Tim to smack by him and into the goal.   1-0 UCHC.

Nordo was in unreal form.  Making moves and passes that are rarely seen in C league.  Somewhere near the end of the first or early in the second, he and Tim break in on a 2 on 1.  Pulling a spin-o-rama-curl-and-drag-between-the-legs-backhand pass Nordo slides it across the dek to where only Tim could play it. Forsberg shed a tear.  Goal, 2-0 UCHC.

UCHC took a 3-0 lead with a few minutes remaining in the second on a nice play by Chad.  Chad carried the ball into the offensive zone from his defensive position, made a great play in the corner to keep the ball in the zone, made a sick (the good sick) pass to Tim which nearly went in for a goal, then caressed the rebound himself and tucked it in the net.  There was some speculation that Tim snaked the goal from Chad as he slid into the crease to knock the ball in as it was slowly rolling across the goal line, but under immediate review Tim concluded that the ball was indeed already beyond the line - he was merely making sure that the goalie/defenseman did not make a play on it.  Check the audio.

Uncomfortable Chocolate were feeling very comfortable with a 3-0 lead heading into the third.  As long as we could hold them to a few long distance shots and play tight defense we would finish the day with a win. 

Sadly, we once again fell short in getting Dougy a shutout.  Off of a deflected pass that ended up on a Flamming Todds player's stick -

-they finally get one by Doug.  3-1 UCHC.

No worries, we'll just sit back and defend a little better - SHIT! again! - defensive lapse.  3-2 UCHC.

The game was now a little more interesting - so the Todd's took a time-out to rest their tired asses.  The bad thing for them was that we also rested our tired asses.  

Ball brought into our zone.  Misplay at the point.  Tim takes advantage.  1 v 1 with the goalie.   Five-hole. Game. 

Yes, I know, surprising to say the least that Tim scored on a breakaway, but it happened.

Steve the ref did score on a blast from the point with like 16 seconds remaining, but it was too little, too late.  UCHC held on for the win, their sixth of the season.     

Now at 6-1 on the season that win assures that we stay in a tie for second place out of the 32 teams in the C league.  Beef Supreme, who we should have beaten when we played them earlier in the season (recap here), played in the game before us and won in a shoot-out.  They remain undefeated and alone at the top of the standings. 

We have two games remaining in the regular season.  Next week's game is at 10:00PM and the following week's game is at 11:00AM.

 Curt, Nordo, and myself will be at the STP show next Saturday so we are out.  Chad said he is also out.  Anyone else unable to make it?  Marky, hopefully you and Eric are available to play, we could use you.  Please let me know if you can be there or not so that we can make plans to bring in some players if need be. 

Also, since we are scoring so many goals this session I decreased the amount we are giving to charity.  Instead of us giving $3/goal like last session, I decreased it to $2/goal.  I don't foresee any objections but if you disagree please speak up.

Benny I just got your text about next session.  I'm all for it, we could use a few more guys.  Also while we're on it, Shoup (you are still getting these posts right?) are you playing next session?  Maybe you and Dougy can do a platoon in goal.  I'll let you dudes figure that out but you are an integral part of the Random Lengths/UCHC squad and we would like to have you back.

Benny, any chance a couple of those guys would be willing/able to play this weekend?

Oh, a quick note about the dude pictured in the score template above.  I searched far and wide for "flamming" (or flaming) todd but came up empty.  It must be an inside joke.  Anyway, I did find Todd Flaming (bio here) and pictured above.  He's a lawyer, and judging by his picture, a very sly one - or a very hilarious one.  Also check out the face on the kitten in the background of the other picture.  It's horrfied.  So awesome.

Stats and Results updated.  Click the link below if you're reading this via email to go to the site.  Take it easy Brosephs. 

GAME RECAP: 8/7/2010 VS. Predators

UCHC faced a familiar foe this past weekend - battling also B league defunct "Predators," see last session's recap here.

The team once again consisted of only three players - the Brewster brothers and Seth, with a large majority of us frolicking in Put-In-Bay.

Seth had an unreal goal and two assists, and Benny added his first two sick goals of the year and an assist of his own.  

Team manager has made a decision to move Benny to forward for the remainder of the season.  

Bye this weekend, and then we're back to it the following weekend.  Hopefully we'll have move dudes show up.  

Take it easy boyos.

Stats updated.

Game Recap: 7/31/2010 VS BMC

Since I missed the 7/31 game as a result of taking my boys and dog camping with the wife (which went very well), and because I have only heard bits and pieces of what happened (including the most important, being the game winning goal), this recap should be short and sweet. 

We had only one sub.  That sub, although not being the same sub as the week before, showed up at just about the same time as the week's prior sub - late - which he would later totally redeem himself.  More on that later.

From what I remember - the squad was Benny, Doug, Nord, Curt, Dek Rat Mark, and Seth. 

The game was very evenly matched.  These dudes may turn out to be our doppelgangers.  Supposedly they had a above average goalie, a tall kid with good skills who wears camo sweat-shorts, a stout defenseman, a guy who looks like Beck, a rock singer, a scandinavian, a guitarist, a dude that drives a big truck, and a slacker with long hair. 

Side note:  remember how when we first joined the league way back in 2007 how badly Mark the Ref and his cronies hated us?  Curt and I were talking about this the other day.  Those were fun times.  That first session I think we only played 2 games to the final whistle, the rest were stopped early for fear of a bench-clearing brawl.  Anyway, BMC (what does that stand for by the way) seems to be all buddy, buddy with us now - but, them being our doppelgangers and all, hopefully this is the start to a fierce rivalry.  I miss those days.

Back to the game.  Apparently we were down 3-2 late in the game.  Someone scored, Curt couldn't remember who it was so it definitely was not him, and then Seth (who showed up mid-way through the first period) scored a sick goal from his knees to ice the game with less than 2 minutes remaining.

So far I have Curt with 1 assist and Seth with 1 goal.

Who scored the rest?

See you boys in two weeks, Benny or Seth let me know how I can get the ref fees to you for this weekend. 

Remember that next week we have bye # 2. 

Keep it real brothers.

This and Next Week's Games

Hi Boys.  Quick update on this weekend and next weekend's games.  So far as I know we should have a fairly full squad for this weekend.  This going by the fact that no one has told me that they will not be there.

I will not be there.  Jul and I realized that it's the end of July and we only have a few weekends left before she's back to school so we're taking the boys camping.  I owe Benny money for ref fees from last week and the week before (minus $8).  That amount plus the amount owed for this coming week I will give to Curt.

Regarding next week's game.  A few of us will be gone that weekend on the beach trip.  We have a bye the following week.  The team we're scheduled to play next week also has a bye the following week.  I left Rick a message this morning asking if we could possibly switch our bye weeks.  I'll let you know what he says.  (h/t to Benny for discovering this possibility, I think we all know who the real manager should be).

Take it easy.



 

GAME RECAP: 7/24/201 VS. K-OSS

Once again UCHC found themselves manning the heat with 1 sub (which only showed up after the first period) - but once again they managed to slug out a win.  If you're thinking to yourself "K-OSS is a terrible name and they must be a bunch of punk, deucshy kids,"  well, you're right.

Doug was in goal.  Chad and Benny were in front of him, and Tim and dek rat Mark were up top.  Things started out well as UCHC took an early 2 goal lead.

Shit was HOT!  Had to be low to mid-ninety degree temperatures on the dek.  Us, being the elder and less in shape players on the dek simply took it like men.  K-OSS on the other hand bitched the entire time to the point where we lost all respect for them as humans.  In more ways than one, i'm embarrassed for their parents.

K-OSS had the lead 5-4 when Curt finally decided to show up and give us a sub.  Shortly after we took the lead and never looked back.

Although it was a high scoring affair, us winning 10-7 - it was a somewhat boring game.  That up until the final 2 minutes of the third period where there were 5 minor penalties handed out.  The game ended with Curt being threatened with a lawsuit by the shittiest kid in all of Butler County.  I don't mean shitty when referring to his playing, he was probably their best player.  I simply mean shitty in all matters human; physically, mentally, and emotionally.  This kid's uncle must have caused come K-OSS in his bum when he was young.  He was a piece of work.  And after all of his threatening and bitching, he quickly left the dek with his sister-girlfriend-she-beast and fled the scene.

MVP goes to Benny...and I guess Curt for keeping their cool during that ordeal (Curt DID blast the kid's stick out of his hands, but he didn't punch him in the face).

This is what I think the stats were:

Tim 4 goals, 2 assists
Curt 4 goals, 1 assist
Chad 4 assists
Benny 2 assists
Mark everything else.

Game is at 2:00PM next Saturday.  Let me know if you will not be there.  See you then fellas.

GAME RECAP: 7/17/2010 VS Quick Stops

What the hell happened dudes?  Only three guys showed up for the game, did we communicate this with each other?  When this happens it really leaves the dudes that did show up in a shitty situation.  Luckily they were able to find some guys to play - but if not they waste a trip to the dek only to have to forfeit.  I would be pissed.

We have two options to prevent this from happening yet again.  We either 1) ask 20 dudes to play next session so that we always have enough guys to play.  This without considering a single complaint for lack of playing time.  Or 2) we be sure to always inform the team if we will or will not be there PRIOR to gameday.  This way we have time to find replacement players.

I understand that things come up, people are busy, and plans change.  Just be courteous to your fellow teammates and let someone know.  Thanks fellas.  See you this weekend.

In case you didn't read it, the following was left by Benny following the game as a comment on the Austria post:



U.C.H.C. had only 3 players show up.

Quick stops arrived in masses with a total of 9!

They were arrogant enough, though, to let us pick up a deck rat, joe, (who had to take himself out of the game after the 1st period and replace himself with yet another deck rat [mark]) and one of the refs (steve claypoole) played for us to make a complete line and keep the U.C.H.C. from a forfeit. Things looked grimm...

I can't make an entire recap, cuz, well, there was too much sweat in my eyes to see the whole thing happen. But, in the end, our own chad cranmer scored his first goal of he session along with 2 from steve and 3 from D.R. Mark. While their first goal was pretty soft, they only managed to sneak 2 more behind the defense and into the net.

That's right...

The U.C.H.C. won it 6-3!

Now if we can only get our own team to show up for one of these wins. Also, I did have to pick up refs fees for today's game. We can square up on that later...




Good show fellas, stats updated. 

Next Game

Good luck this weekend dudes.  I'll drink a beer for you in Vienna.

Actually that is Salzburg - oh wait, I'll be there too.  Sound of music bitches.  

Curt has the money for ref fees.  We will be waiting until the following week's game to take our Mario Mosaic photo.

Make sure you converse with each other so that we have enough players, doing so via the blog page in the comments section is a good idea.  Click the link at the bottom of the page to go there.  

Chad tell Travis he is still welcome to play.  

Until next week boys.  

Here's a video of Marky and Eric when they were younger to help you through your Monday.  Good moves dude. 

  

GAME RECAP - 7/2 Vs. Beef Supreme

It was nice to see a few subs on the bench for UCHC's second game of the 2010 Summer C campaign.  Although hot and humid outside, it helps knowing you have the opportunity to take a break when you're tired. 

The lines were a little out of sorts.  We were missing our gunner Curtis.  Fehl is off in left field somewhere.  Seth was playing offense.  A few of us had a few beers prior to the game because of the holiday.  It was one big chimichanga. 

Things started out spicy when Beef Supreme's supreme offensive defenseman fired an order of Nachos Supreme at Dougy, and it sour-creamed it's way past his right boot. 

The rest of the first period felt like Chili-cheese - in a burrito, and it ended with us trailing like a Toxic Hell poop stain, 1-0. 

Shortly into the second Marky put us on the board and tied the game at 1 with a sweeping/reverse hard taco wrister that beat the opposing goalie like a chalupa. 

The rest of the second moved slower than refried beans.  I believe Beef Supreme snuck another churro past Doug at one point, but I can't remember if it was still tied at 1 at the end of two, or if they had retaken the lead, or if they had finished their Grande Meal.

They scored again early in the third on a botched avocado call, and we were again down by 2 jalapenos.  I followed one of their dudes into the penalty box to share a Baja Blast after each of us were called for highsticking. 

Someone threw a crunch wrap supreme pass to me as I exited the box and I toasted the goalie like a Grilled Stuffed Burrito. 

We poured it on like Nacho Cheese late in the third, many times controlling the ball in their zone for extended periods of time, but we could not beat the taco-meat, and the game ended with us as losers 2-3. 


We have a bye this week so don't show up.  The schedule has been updated and should be updated on the team calendar on the main blog page sometime today. 

Whomever assisted both Marky and I's goals please let me know.  I believe they were from defenseman.

CHARITY DONATION UPDATE:  The wife is going to take a picture of our team at our next game - reason being that with our donation of $66.00 to the Mario Lemieux Foundation and the submition of our picture, we will be part of the Mario Mosaic.  Pretty sweet huh?  Check out the website here.  

Take it easy brosephs. 

Remember to click the link below to go to the main site to check stats, results, and the schedule. 
   

  

REMINDER: Game # 2 @ 8:00PM, 7/3/2010

Curt will not be at the game, he will be attending a wedding. 

I may or may not be there.  I forgot that I agreed to watch my nephew.  I don't want to leave Jul alone with three babies, so as long as he is asleep by 7:30 or even 7:45 I will be there. 

Please bring whatever money you still owe for this session.  If I end up not making it, simply put that amount toward ref fees.  Do not allow Benny to pay ref fees. 

Marky and Eric you still owe $10 each. 

Fehl, Nord, and Chard each owe $61.75. 

We play Beef Supreme.  I recall beating up on them when we used to play C league.  We'll see how it goes.  (Hopefully) See you dudes there.

UPDATED: Game Recap - 6/26/2010 VS Davis Cycle Sales & Team Fees Update

Quick update on team fees.  We had one dude back out this weekend, so we're down to 10 guys.  The amounts I collected were supposed to cover all of the team fees, ref fees, and charity for those involved.  I will re-calculate the fees.  The additional amount needed to make up for the lone defector, we will just split up in ref fees.  I'll break it down so that we are all happy.

$400/10 dudes = $40/person.  Ref fees are now $13/person ($130/10 dudes).  Charity amount is now $8.25. 

Seth and Dougy each owe $40 for league fees.  Doug paid $50 to the dek.  $10 of that will go toward his ref fees.  Doug owes $3.00 

Seth paid $50 to me.  We'll consider that as $40 for team fees, $10 toward ref fees.  Seth owes $3.00

Benny paid $60.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $11.75 for ref fees.  Benny owes $1.25.  Yeah I know dude, stupid.  Don't even worry about it, you have more than enough times made up for it paying ref fees and stuff.

Curt paid $55.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $6.75 for ref fees.  Curt owes $6.75.

Marky and Eric paid $50 and some change each.  We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.75 for charity, and roughly $3 toward ref fees each.  I'll have to work yours out later dudes, I can't remember if the check was for $111.51 or for $101.51.  Do you remember?

We still need payments by Nordo, Chad, and Fehl. 

So to you three, the new amount owed is ($40+8.75+13) = $61.75. 

Sorry fellas. 

Game Recap:

When you have not played a game in a little over a month there are two things you're hoping for:  cool weather and plenty of subs.  Although our glorious return to C league was without either of those, we prevailed and once again know what it feels like to be victors. 

During warm-ups we realized that the 4 other guys each of us were staring at who were wearing white were all that we had.  Zero subs on an over 90 degrees and over 90 % humidity day.  Normally this would cause some panites to bunch....BUT considering that our beloved Yanks were facing off against the starving and poor Ghanians those who missed were granted an excuse.

The other team, Davis Cycle Sales, had enough players to roll 4 full lines.  If they had even one decent player they could have made the game much closer than it was.  Sadly, in the alphabetic assembling of teams based on skill level, they belong in the E league.

We had zero subs in the first period and we were still controlling the play.  5 minutes felt like 15 minutes.  The dek is easily 10 degrees hotter than the normal air temperature.  Puddles of sweat were forming in the fingers of my gloves.  All of this and it's only June - wait until August.

Luckily for us Zirn showed up to watch a dek hockey game and decided to give us a hand.  Who does that anyway?  "Hey man, no sorry I can't go, I'm going to watch my cousins play hockey.  What's that?  No.  No it's not ice hockey - it's dek hockey.  Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah they're really good."  That's as far as I'll go because he saved lives that day giving us the extra sub.

Nothing exciting really happened.  Dougy had a shutout late into the third period before I screened him and grandpa Davis snuck one in.  Seth was all over the place.  Zirn came on like a hard on early but then soon realized he is 10 lbs. heavier than the last time he ran this much.  Curt and myself walked back on sides for most of the game.  Benny was lighting dudes (and a chick) up like usual.

Actually I was the one who lit the chick up.  She tried to throw her 80 lb body around, so I threw it down, hopped over her, and proceeded to score.

Curt got hurt a few times.  Once in the nuts, once in the shin.  He also grabbed a dude around the shoulders and got to spend a cool minute in the box.

Some fat dude (no, he was like really fat) hugged me at one point.  And then he sold a motorcycle.

Doug lost 4 pounds.  Then he inquired about purchasing a scooter. 

Seth came prepared to intimidate with a thug demeanor but quickley shed the skull cap when he realized there wasn't anyone to intimidate.  Then he bought spark plugs for his Yamaha. 

Curt finally looked like "Curt," and not "Kurt" like he did all of last session playing in B league.  Then he bought two-cycle oil for his mini-bike.

Benny covers a 20 foot diameter with his stick.  He also bought a FOX Racing Jacket to wear when he rides.

Zirn was the gamesaver and MVP.  Then he bought the DVD for Xgames 2002 signed by Jeremy McGrath.


This is what I remember for scoring:

Tim - 2 goals
Zirn - 2 goals?
Curt - 2 goal, 2 assists
Dougy - 2 assists
Seth - at least 1 assist
Benny - 1 assist?

 Help me out dudes. Does that look correct?  Once we know for sure I'll update the stats page, which is accessed by clicking on the link to the blog page below, and then clicking on "UNCOMFORTABLE STATS/RESULTS" under UNCOMFORTABLE LINKS.

Final score 6-1 UCHC. We're 1-0.

Game is at 8:00PM next week boys, hope to see everyone there.

REMINDER: GAME THIS SATURDAY, 6/26 @ 4:00PM - SEE YOU THERE DUDES

Summer Session 2010: UPDATED

UPDATE:  Rick called, our first game is this Saturday 6/26 at 4:00PM.  See you dudes there.  Bring your cash. 

Calendar updated on the site. 

Who's bringing the beer for our first win in 11 games?

Summer Session 2010/Spring Session Awards

Good Afternoon Dudes.  Our roster is complete for the Summer 2010 Session.  Here is how it looks:

Tim - "The Chief"

Curt - "Gunner"

Chad - "Crazy Legs"

Fehl - "The Shadow"

Trav - "Wheels"

Nord - "Skillz"

Marky - "The Answer"

Eric - "The Question"

Benny - "Secretariat"

Dougy - "The Prevention"

Seth - "The Rookie"

Goldie is not playing so those figures I gave you in the previous email regarding league fees no longer apply.  Instead, Seth and Dougy owe $36.36+$11.82= $48.18 and the rest of us owe $36.36+$11.82+$7.33=$55.51.

I will send an update as soon as we know for sure when we're playing.  Check out the Butler Dek Hockey Website (linked at the top of the actual blog page) and keep an eye on the schedule as well.

Awards for Spring Session...CANCELLED.  When you go 0-10 no one deserves an award, not even your mom.  Thank the good Lord we're back in "C" league this session. 

Benny does Doug have an email address?  Let me know.  Later dudes.

Summer Session 2010

Thanks to the 4 dudes that showed up for our playoff game.  Did we even play?  Attendance was horrendous this session.  I apologize I didn't tell anyone I would not be there - I forgot we had a trip to the zoo planned with the boys.  Nord sorry for missing the gun raffle dude.   

Who is in for next session?  Shoup is taking the summer off.  Luckily Dougy has offered to play goal for us in his stead.

Thanks to Benny for re-registering the team. 

Unless they increased prices we will be looking at the same price for league play this session ($400/team).  Also, as in years past, I will collect the ref fees at the beginning of the session so that a select few are not paying more than their fair share.

Thirdly I will split the $66.00 contribution toward the Mario Lemieux Foundation between anyone playing this session who also played last session.  So if we have 6 of us retrurn from playing last session, don't be surprised if you owe $11 more than a dude that did not play in the spring. 

So just so we're all on the same page.  Let's say we have 10 dudes play summer session - 6 of us returning from last session.  We would owe $400 for league fees, $130 for ref fees, and $66 for the MLF.  Us 6 returning dudes would owe a total of $64, those who did not play last session would owe $53. 

Get me your cash ASAP if you plan on playing.