GAME RECAP: 7/24/201 VS. K-OSS

Once again UCHC found themselves manning the heat with 1 sub (which only showed up after the first period) - but once again they managed to slug out a win.  If you're thinking to yourself "K-OSS is a terrible name and they must be a bunch of punk, deucshy kids,"  well, you're right.

Doug was in goal.  Chad and Benny were in front of him, and Tim and dek rat Mark were up top.  Things started out well as UCHC took an early 2 goal lead.

Shit was HOT!  Had to be low to mid-ninety degree temperatures on the dek.  Us, being the elder and less in shape players on the dek simply took it like men.  K-OSS on the other hand bitched the entire time to the point where we lost all respect for them as humans.  In more ways than one, i'm embarrassed for their parents.

K-OSS had the lead 5-4 when Curt finally decided to show up and give us a sub.  Shortly after we took the lead and never looked back.

Although it was a high scoring affair, us winning 10-7 - it was a somewhat boring game.  That up until the final 2 minutes of the third period where there were 5 minor penalties handed out.  The game ended with Curt being threatened with a lawsuit by the shittiest kid in all of Butler County.  I don't mean shitty when referring to his playing, he was probably their best player.  I simply mean shitty in all matters human; physically, mentally, and emotionally.  This kid's uncle must have caused come K-OSS in his bum when he was young.  He was a piece of work.  And after all of his threatening and bitching, he quickly left the dek with his sister-girlfriend-she-beast and fled the scene.

MVP goes to Benny...and I guess Curt for keeping their cool during that ordeal (Curt DID blast the kid's stick out of his hands, but he didn't punch him in the face).

This is what I think the stats were:

Tim 4 goals, 2 assists
Curt 4 goals, 1 assist
Chad 4 assists
Benny 2 assists
Mark everything else.

Game is at 2:00PM next Saturday.  Let me know if you will not be there.  See you then fellas.