This was one of those games that really make you appreciate the fact that we play in C league. Yes, the eternal deusch bag "One-Mohawk, Zero Girlfriends"was on the team. He's fucking huge now. His new name should be "Zero Mohawks, 3 Spare Tires." And yes it was a very choppy game with lots of bitching, harsh words, and taunting - but these are supposed to be fun, no?
We had a few late comers but it didn't matter, the game started 15 minutes late because their goalie was the ref from the previous game. We were going to have only one referee and it could have proved costly - but Banks was released from jail just in time to give the other dude assistance.
We came out flying early and after multiple chances we finally scored first. We then took a two goal lead and never once trailed in the game.
Shoup played a great game in net, don't let the 6 goals fool you. They definitely had their chances. Travis and Mace are beginning to find their places on the team. Travis had some sick defensive plays and Mace was playing like a true center, distributing in the offensive zone and back-checking like crazy.
They tied the game twice in the second and then we once again pulled away by two goals going up 5-3 heading into the third period.
Kev had a dirty shift in the third along the boards by our bench. He was being hounded by some ogre dude and spent like 20 seconds playing from his knees and his back. You don't realize how much you miss dudes playing D like that until an unreal shift like that happens. Shreck was non-stop but Kev held tight and eventually cleared the ball.
Dougy got crushed along the boards at one point and Trav tried to start shit. Nothing. There were a few penalties for random trips, roughing, interference, etc. - and then that shit head "Zero Mohawks, 3 Spare Tires" took the ball around the back of his own net and while I attempted to lift his stick he bought it and allowed me to smack him in the face. Some old ho from the stands starting bitching about the play being dirty. If she hadn't spent her life watching soap operas and sucking dick for Zima she would have some understanding of hockey. Anyway, the pansy bleeds and I get a double MAJOR penalty. I didn't even know those existed in Dek Hockey.
The clock manager forgot to start the clock and I ended up serving like 3 minutes instead of two, but the worst part of the situation was that they ended up scoring two goals and tying the game at 5 with 6 or 7 minutes to go in the third.
The tie was short lived though. Dougy had set me up on the door step for a "can't miss" goal earlier in the game and he once again worked his shit in the offensive zone, feeding Nordo a beauty in the slot for us to once again take the lead.
We held the lead for a few minutes and it was seeming that we were well on our way to our second win in as many games. Unfortunately we then took a penalty and with less than a minute remaining in the game we were short-handed. Their power-play didn't last long. There was a face-off that resulted in Shoup covering it, and on the resulting face-off they won it to the point and blasted a shot through a screen past Shoup. Shit.
With like 50 seconds left the game was once again tied, this time at 6. I don't remember exactly how it happened but somehow we ended up 3 on 3. Nordo made a good defensive play and got it to me at the line. I dumped it across dek for Trav to track it down. Obviously he wind-sprinted and was the first to the ball. He made a play out of the corner, I parked in front of the net, I think Nordo got it there and off of the rebound I squeezed it through the goalie's pads. 7-6 fucking BMSPHC with 23 seconds to go.
Unfortunately we got an unsportsmanlike penalty because of our taunting actions following that goal, but we held on for the win.
Fuck yeah fellas.
I think I'm accurate on the stats but let me know if i'm missing something or if something is in error:
Kev - 2 assists
Dougy - 2 assists
Trav - 1 assist
Nordo - 1 goal, 1 assist
Chad - 1 goal
Tim - 4 goals
I'm fucked up on the score again aren't I? What the hell. I need to start keeping score at the game. Was the final score 7-6 or 6-5??? If we did indeed score 7 who had the seventh goal? Assist? Someone scored from the point I think. Who was it? Shit. Oh well, I updated what we have. I see you whores next week @ 4:00.
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