It's good to kick-off a new session with a solid win over a bunch of punks. Last session we lost to these little funkers because of the freckle-faced, red-headed step child who wears a helmet and kisses his sister/girlfriend.
As I recall from last session, someone was either thrown out of the game or almost fought the bitch after the game. It was good to see him flustered and unable to penetrate our stellar D last night.
We were joined by two new dudes who contributed brilliantly, and also two past members who showed us how much we missed them.
Dougy was stellar in net once again, Benny showed the punk bitch what it was like to be a man, and Chad Scuderi portrayed his offensive skills.
As usual though controversy follows the Random Length/UCHC/BMSP hockey franchise and we were asked to leave the dek afterward on the account of having open containers. Whatever. I'll bring beers again next week.
The game wasn't exciting enough to do a full recap so we'll keep it shortened. Trav missed a penalty shot. I thought the game was over after two periods and I tried to shake hands. Travis can't decide if he's left or right handed and it works to his advantage. Kev scraped his elbow.
Goals:
Trav X 3
Nordy
Chad
Tim
And only now did I realize that I had the score at 6-3 above but we actually had 7 goals. Did they have 3 or am I wrong there as well????? Who effing knows.
I have no idea who had assists so I'm only going to track goals this session. We need a statistician.
I'll see you bitches next week.
