It was nice to see a few subs on the bench for UCHC's second game of the 2010 Summer C campaign. Although hot and humid outside, it helps knowing you have the opportunity to take a break when you're tired.
The lines were a little out of sorts. We were missing our gunner Curtis. Fehl is off in left field somewhere. Seth was playing offense. A few of us had a few beers prior to the game because of the holiday. It was one big chimichanga.
Things started out spicy when Beef Supreme's supreme offensive defenseman fired an order of Nachos Supreme at Dougy, and it sour-creamed it's way past his right boot.
The rest of the first period felt like Chili-cheese - in a burrito, and it ended with us trailing like a Toxic Hell poop stain, 1-0.
Shortly into the second Marky put us on the board and tied the game at 1 with a sweeping/reverse hard taco wrister that beat the opposing goalie like a chalupa.
The rest of the second moved slower than refried beans. I believe Beef Supreme snuck another churro past Doug at one point, but I can't remember if it was still tied at 1 at the end of two, or if they had retaken the lead, or if they had finished their Grande Meal.
They scored again early in the third on a botched avocado call, and we were again down by 2 jalapenos. I followed one of their dudes into the penalty box to share a Baja Blast after each of us were called for highsticking.
Someone threw a crunch wrap supreme pass to me as I exited the box and I toasted the goalie like a Grilled Stuffed Burrito.
We poured it on like Nacho Cheese late in the third, many times controlling the ball in their zone for extended periods of time, but we could not beat the taco-meat, and the game ended with us as losers 2-3.
We have a bye this week so don't show up. The schedule has been updated and should be updated on the team calendar on the main blog page sometime today.
Whomever assisted both Marky and I's goals please let me know. I believe they were from defenseman.
CHARITY DONATION UPDATE: The wife is going to take a picture of our team at our next game - reason being that with our donation of $66.00 to the Mario Lemieux Foundation and the submition of our picture, we will be part of the Mario Mosaic. Pretty sweet huh? Check out the website here.
Take it easy brosephs.
Remember to click the link below to go to the main site to check stats, results, and the schedule.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
REMINDER: Game # 2 @ 8:00PM, 7/3/2010
Curt will not be at the game, he will be attending a wedding.
I may or may not be there. I forgot that I agreed to watch my nephew. I don't want to leave Jul alone with three babies, so as long as he is asleep by 7:30 or even 7:45 I will be there.
Please bring whatever money you still owe for this session. If I end up not making it, simply put that amount toward ref fees. Do not allow Benny to pay ref fees.
Marky and Eric you still owe $10 each.
Fehl, Nord, and Chard each owe $61.75.
We play Beef Supreme. I recall beating up on them when we used to play C league. We'll see how it goes. (Hopefully) See you dudes there.
I may or may not be there. I forgot that I agreed to watch my nephew. I don't want to leave Jul alone with three babies, so as long as he is asleep by 7:30 or even 7:45 I will be there.
Please bring whatever money you still owe for this session. If I end up not making it, simply put that amount toward ref fees. Do not allow Benny to pay ref fees.
Marky and Eric you still owe $10 each.
Fehl, Nord, and Chard each owe $61.75.
We play Beef Supreme. I recall beating up on them when we used to play C league. We'll see how it goes. (Hopefully) See you dudes there.
Monday, June 28, 2010
UPDATED: Game Recap - 6/26/2010 VS Davis Cycle Sales & Team Fees Update
Quick update on team fees. We had one dude back out this weekend, so we're down to 10 guys. The amounts I collected were supposed to cover all of the team fees, ref fees, and charity for those involved. I will re-calculate the fees. The additional amount needed to make up for the lone defector, we will just split up in ref fees. I'll break it down so that we are all happy.
$400/10 dudes = $40/person. Ref fees are now $13/person ($130/10 dudes). Charity amount is now $8.25.
Seth and Dougy each owe $40 for league fees. Doug paid $50 to the dek. $10 of that will go toward his ref fees. Doug owes $3.00
Seth paid $50 to me. We'll consider that as $40 for team fees, $10 toward ref fees. Seth owes $3.00
Benny paid $60. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $11.75 for ref fees. Benny owes $1.25. Yeah I know dude, stupid. Don't even worry about it, you have more than enough times made up for it paying ref fees and stuff.
Curt paid $55. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $6.75 for ref fees. Curt owes $6.75.
Marky and Eric paid $50 and some change each. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.75 for charity, and roughly $3 toward ref fees each. I'll have to work yours out later dudes, I can't remember if the check was for $111.51 or for $101.51. Do you remember?
We still need payments by Nordo, Chad, and Fehl.
So to you three, the new amount owed is ($40+8.75+13) = $61.75.
Sorry fellas.
Game Recap:
When you have not played a game in a little over a month there are two things you're hoping for: cool weather and plenty of subs. Although our glorious return to C league was without either of those, we prevailed and once again know what it feels like to be victors.
During warm-ups we realized that the 4 other guys each of us were staring at who were wearing white were all that we had. Zero subs on an over 90 degrees and over 90 % humidity day. Normally this would cause some panites to bunch....BUT considering that our beloved Yanks were facing off against the starving and poor Ghanians those who missed were granted an excuse.
The other team, Davis Cycle Sales, had enough players to roll 4 full lines. If they had even one decent player they could have made the game much closer than it was. Sadly, in the alphabetic assembling of teams based on skill level, they belong in the E league.
We had zero subs in the first period and we were still controlling the play. 5 minutes felt like 15 minutes. The dek is easily 10 degrees hotter than the normal air temperature. Puddles of sweat were forming in the fingers of my gloves. All of this and it's only June - wait until August.
Luckily for us Zirn showed up to watch a dek hockey game and decided to give us a hand. Who does that anyway? "Hey man, no sorry I can't go, I'm going to watch my cousins play hockey. What's that? No. No it's not ice hockey - it's dek hockey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah they're really good." That's as far as I'll go because he saved lives that day giving us the extra sub.
Nothing exciting really happened. Dougy had a shutout late into the third period before I screened him and grandpa Davis snuck one in. Seth was all over the place. Zirn came on like a hard on early but then soon realized he is 10 lbs. heavier than the last time he ran this much. Curt and myself walked back on sides for most of the game. Benny was lighting dudes (and a chick) up like usual.
Actually I was the one who lit the chick up. She tried to throw her 80 lb body around, so I threw it down, hopped over her, and proceeded to score.
Curt got hurt a few times. Once in the nuts, once in the shin. He also grabbed a dude around the shoulders and got to spend a cool minute in the box.
Some fat dude (no, he was like really fat) hugged me at one point. And then he sold a motorcycle.
Doug lost 4 pounds. Then he inquired about purchasing a scooter.
Seth came prepared to intimidate with a thug demeanor but quickley shed the skull cap when he realized there wasn't anyone to intimidate. Then he bought spark plugs for his Yamaha.
Curt finally looked like "Curt," and not "Kurt" like he did all of last session playing in B league. Then he bought two-cycle oil for his mini-bike.
Benny covers a 20 foot diameter with his stick. He also bought a FOX Racing Jacket to wear when he rides.
Zirn was the gamesaver and MVP. Then he bought the DVD for Xgames 2002 signed by Jeremy McGrath.
This is what I remember for scoring:
Tim - 2 goals
Zirn - 2 goals?
Curt - 2 goal, 2 assists
Dougy - 2 assists
Seth - at least 1 assist
Benny - 1 assist?
Help me out dudes. Does that look correct? Once we know for sure I'll update the stats page, which is accessed by clicking on the link to the blog page below, and then clicking on "UNCOMFORTABLE STATS/RESULTS" under UNCOMFORTABLE LINKS.
Final score 6-1 UCHC. We're 1-0.
Game is at 8:00PM next week boys, hope to see everyone there.
$400/10 dudes = $40/person. Ref fees are now $13/person ($130/10 dudes). Charity amount is now $8.25.
Seth and Dougy each owe $40 for league fees. Doug paid $50 to the dek. $10 of that will go toward his ref fees. Doug owes $3.00
Seth paid $50 to me. We'll consider that as $40 for team fees, $10 toward ref fees. Seth owes $3.00
Benny paid $60. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $11.75 for ref fees. Benny owes $1.25. Yeah I know dude, stupid. Don't even worry about it, you have more than enough times made up for it paying ref fees and stuff.
Curt paid $55. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.25 for charity, and $6.75 for ref fees. Curt owes $6.75.
Marky and Eric paid $50 and some change each. We'll consider that $40 for team fees, $8.75 for charity, and roughly $3 toward ref fees each. I'll have to work yours out later dudes, I can't remember if the check was for $111.51 or for $101.51. Do you remember?
We still need payments by Nordo, Chad, and Fehl.
So to you three, the new amount owed is ($40+8.75+13) = $61.75.
Sorry fellas.
Game Recap:
When you have not played a game in a little over a month there are two things you're hoping for: cool weather and plenty of subs. Although our glorious return to C league was without either of those, we prevailed and once again know what it feels like to be victors.
During warm-ups we realized that the 4 other guys each of us were staring at who were wearing white were all that we had. Zero subs on an over 90 degrees and over 90 % humidity day. Normally this would cause some panites to bunch....BUT considering that our beloved Yanks were facing off against the starving and poor Ghanians those who missed were granted an excuse.
The other team, Davis Cycle Sales, had enough players to roll 4 full lines. If they had even one decent player they could have made the game much closer than it was. Sadly, in the alphabetic assembling of teams based on skill level, they belong in the E league.
We had zero subs in the first period and we were still controlling the play. 5 minutes felt like 15 minutes. The dek is easily 10 degrees hotter than the normal air temperature. Puddles of sweat were forming in the fingers of my gloves. All of this and it's only June - wait until August.
Luckily for us Zirn showed up to watch a dek hockey game and decided to give us a hand. Who does that anyway? "Hey man, no sorry I can't go, I'm going to watch my cousins play hockey. What's that? No. No it's not ice hockey - it's dek hockey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah they're really good." That's as far as I'll go because he saved lives that day giving us the extra sub.
Nothing exciting really happened. Dougy had a shutout late into the third period before I screened him and grandpa Davis snuck one in. Seth was all over the place. Zirn came on like a hard on early but then soon realized he is 10 lbs. heavier than the last time he ran this much. Curt and myself walked back on sides for most of the game. Benny was lighting dudes (and a chick) up like usual.
Actually I was the one who lit the chick up. She tried to throw her 80 lb body around, so I threw it down, hopped over her, and proceeded to score.
Curt got hurt a few times. Once in the nuts, once in the shin. He also grabbed a dude around the shoulders and got to spend a cool minute in the box.
Some fat dude (no, he was like really fat) hugged me at one point. And then he sold a motorcycle.
Doug lost 4 pounds. Then he inquired about purchasing a scooter.
Seth came prepared to intimidate with a thug demeanor but quickley shed the skull cap when he realized there wasn't anyone to intimidate. Then he bought spark plugs for his Yamaha.
Curt finally looked like "Curt," and not "Kurt" like he did all of last session playing in B league. Then he bought two-cycle oil for his mini-bike.
Benny covers a 20 foot diameter with his stick. He also bought a FOX Racing Jacket to wear when he rides.
Zirn was the gamesaver and MVP. Then he bought the DVD for Xgames 2002 signed by Jeremy McGrath.
This is what I remember for scoring:
Tim - 2 goals
Zirn - 2 goals?
Curt - 2 goal, 2 assists
Dougy - 2 assists
Seth - at least 1 assist
Benny - 1 assist?
Help me out dudes. Does that look correct? Once we know for sure I'll update the stats page, which is accessed by clicking on the link to the blog page below, and then clicking on "UNCOMFORTABLE STATS/RESULTS" under UNCOMFORTABLE LINKS.
Final score 6-1 UCHC. We're 1-0.
Game is at 8:00PM next week boys, hope to see everyone there.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Summer Session 2010: UPDATED
UPDATE: Rick called, our first game is this Saturday 6/26 at 4:00PM. See you dudes there. Bring your cash.
Calendar updated on the site.
Who's bringing the beer for our first win in 11 games?
Calendar updated on the site.
Who's bringing the beer for our first win in 11 games?
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